Six Proofs That Golf Isn't A Sport.
1. Golf has no stop watches or timers
-- it can take forever to play one round and usually
does.
2. Golf has no gold medals -- everyone
was so bored with golf at the first Olympics that
the game was chucked in a week.
3. Golfers don't wear numbers or uniforms
-- what kind of sport doesn't have uniforms?
4. Golf has no referees -- what kind
of sport trusts the players to the honor system?
5. Golf balls don't move when you're
hitting them -- how tough can it be?
6. Golfers aren't athletes -- what
kind of athletes would smoke, drink and eat a hot
dog while they're right in the middle of a game?
